It’s just…

Because no matter how bad-ass you are, leaving a trail of these behind you doesn’t prove you don’t give a shit, it just proves that you are…

Because you like this spot as much as anyone, it’s the same as throwing them all over your living room, so don’t be…

Because I agree…it would be gross to have to put them in your pocket. So put them in your beer bottle, your 30 oz slushi cup, that plastic bag from the store, and then toss it out when you get home. You don’t want to carry it up the hill? That’s just…

Maybe it’s a blind spot for you, a way of not having to really admit that you have this habit. I can’t help you with that. But you aren’t sticking your head in the sand. It’s your butt…

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